Buzzwords for Managers Print E-mail

The procedure is simple. Think of any three-digit hexadecimal number; then select the corresponding buzzword from each column. For instance, number A35 produces "heuristic reciprocation scenario", a phrase that can be dropped into virtually any report with that ring of decisive knowledgeable authority. No one will have the remotest idea of what you're talking about, but the important thing is that THEY ARE NOT ABOUT TO ADMIT IT.

Column 1


0 - integrated
1 - bucketized
2 - systematized
3 - parallel
4 - functional
5 - responsive
6 - optional
7 - synchronized
8 - adjusted
9 - long-term
A - heuristic
B - normalized
C - timed
D - conditional
E - realtime
F - phased

Column 2


0 - management
1 - organizational
2 - monitored
3 - reciprocation
4 - digital
5 - logistical
6 - hardware
7 - incremental
8 - third-generation
9 - policy
A - sample
B - paradigm
C - straw-man
D - performance
E - compatibility
F - discrepency

Column 3


0 - options
1 - flexibility
2 - capability
3 - mobility
4 - programming
5 - scenario
6 - variation
7 - projection
8 - transition
9 - contingency
A - productization
B - itemization
C - forecast
D - evaluation
E - correction
F - increase