{"id":7383,"date":"2017-06-22T18:21:02","date_gmt":"2017-06-22T18:21:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/site\/?page_id=7383"},"modified":"2017-06-22T18:40:03","modified_gmt":"2017-06-22T18:40:03","slug":"why-say-it-volume-6","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/kh\/home-3\/quote-corner\/why-say-it\/why-say-it-volume-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Say It Volume 6"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The worst thing about hell is that you THINK you're having a really good time.<\/p>\n

There is no limit to the amount of good that people can accomplish, if they don't care who gets the credit.<\/p>\n

No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai<\/p>\n

When I was young, all I wanted was to be ruler of the universe. Now that isn't enough. - Alex P. Keaton<\/p>\n

Fools! Idiots! Don't they realize that they are dealing with forces beyond comprehension! - Doctor Science<\/p>\n

Did you ever feel that you were a typewriter, while everyone else in the world was a wordprocessor?<\/p>\n

Life would be so much easier if everyone read the manual.<\/p>\n

When you asked me to live in sin with you, I didn't know you meant sloth.<\/p>\n

Apathetic Surf Club: We don't surf, and we don't care.<\/p>\n

Isn't fun like the best thing to have ever? - Arthur<\/p>\n

It's not a matter of life or death, but what is? What is?<\/p>\n

We had to get it passed before the columnists attacked!<\/p>\n

This is MY universe and I'm SICK of people BARGING IN!<\/p>\n

Entropy isn't what it used to be.<\/p>\n

If God had meant for penguins to fly, he would have given them wings.<\/p>\n

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?<\/p>\n

If we're not listening, we'd have to be pretty blind. - J-L Gassee<\/p>\n

Any errors in spelling, tact or fact are transmission errors.<\/p>\n

\"Where are we going?\" \"Nowhere.\" \"So what's the rush?\" - The Lost Boys<\/p>\n

I support the Marcell Marceau Foundation, because a mime is a terrible thing to waste.<\/p>\n

If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate.<\/p>\n

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.<\/p>\n

Useless advice #986: Never sit on a tack.<\/p>\n

What did the Caspian sea? - Saki<\/p>\n

I don't work for no 'Toon!<\/p>\n

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.<\/p>\n

OS\/2: Just say no!<\/p>\n

An Apple-a-day takes my credit card away.<\/p>\n

Chief weapons of UNIX: Fear, surprise and ruthless efficiency.<\/p>\n

We've got the best government money can buy.<\/p>\n

Bove's Theorem: The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.<\/p>\n

Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.<\/p>\n

\"Are you ABNORMAL? Then you are probably better than most people! Are alien space monsters bringing a STARTLING NEW WORLD?\" - The Book of the SubGenius<\/p>\n

A thought for the day: In ``A Clarification of Questions,'' Iran's Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini wrote that ``if a fly gets into the throat of one who is fasting, it is not necessary to pull it out.''<\/p>\n

Being in a minority, even a minority of one, does not make one insane. - Winston Smith in Orwell's \"1984\"<\/p>\n

There is a CD out entitled \"The Worst of Jefferson Airplane\". If you buy this, take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take it back and demand a refund?<\/p>\n

College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to drink.<\/p>\n

A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.<\/p>\n

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno<\/p>\n

IBM: It may be slow, but it's hard to use.<\/p>\n

Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company. \"Ever since they threatened to fire me,\" Frank replied.<\/p>\n

--------- if you cut here, you'll probably destroy your monitor ----------<\/p>\n

The Dalai Lama walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, \"Make me one with everything.\"<\/p>\n

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail. - Abraham Maslow<\/p>\n

He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.<\/p>\n

Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.<\/p>\n

- Alive, occupying space, and exerting gravitational force.<\/p>\n

Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!<\/p>\n

Make everything as simple as possible, but not more so.<\/p>\n

It is truly written that a man has five times as many fingers as ears, but only twice as many ears as noses.<\/p>\n

Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored. - George Saunders' dying words<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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