{"id":7380,"date":"2017-06-22T18:19:21","date_gmt":"2017-06-22T18:19:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/site\/?page_id=7380"},"modified":"2017-06-22T18:40:38","modified_gmt":"2017-06-22T18:40:38","slug":"why-say-it-volume-5","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/kh\/home-3\/quote-corner\/why-say-it\/why-say-it-volume-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Say It Volume 5"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Be different: Conform.<\/p>\n

A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours.<\/p>\n

If the odds are a million to one against something occuring, chances are 50-50 it will.<\/p>\n

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.<\/p>\n

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.<\/p>\n

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.<\/p>\n

Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.<\/p>\n

Acid: Better living through chemistry.<\/p>\n

There's no future in time travel.<\/p>\n

Hail to the sun god, he sure is a fun god, Ra, Ra, Ra!<\/p>\n

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.<\/p>\n

He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.<\/p>\n

Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.<\/p>\n

Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life. - Eric Hoffer<\/p>\n

Always borrow money from a pessimist; they don't expect to be paid back.<\/p>\n

Don't feed the bats tonight.<\/p>\n

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.<\/p>\n

Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it's better than no government at all.<\/p>\n

Paul's law: You can't fall off the floor.<\/p>\n

Vitamin C deficiency is apauling.<\/p>\n

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.<\/p>\n

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T after you.<\/p>\n

Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.<\/p>\n

It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.<\/p>\n

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so! - Ford Prefect<\/p>\n

New York...when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. - David Letterman<\/p>\n

In the end, everybody must understand for themselves. - Martin-Lof<\/p>\n

Listen to your surroundings and yourself, instead of Jimmy Swaggert.<\/p>\n

Now let's all repeat the non-conformist oath.<\/p>\n

Omit needless words. - Strunk and White<\/p>\n

This message has been brought to you by the number 5 and the letter F.<\/p>\n

This sentence is false with probability 0.5.<\/p>\n

It was as small as the hope in a dead man's eyes.<\/p>\n

An armed society is a polite society.<\/p>\n

\"When I use a word,\" Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone, \"it means just what I choose it to mean---neither more nor less.\"<\/p>\n

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. - Jessica Rabbit<\/p>\n

Computer: \"How do you feel?\" Spock: \"I don't understand the question.\"<\/p>\n

Weird theory #47: Islamic women can do kinky things with their ankles.<\/p>\n

That's why the Koran says they aren't supposed to reveal them in public.<\/p>\n

The nice thing about standards is, there are so many to choose from.<\/p>\n

Z.I.S.es: Zero Information Statements.<\/p>\n

While the builders of the cages sleep with bullets, bars and stones, they do not see your road to freedom that you build with flesh and bone.<\/p>\n

\/earth: file system full.<\/p>\n

The race is not always to the swift, but it's a pretty safe bet.<\/p>\n

MS-DOS: Just say, \"Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?\"<\/p>\n

If you care about a dream enough, make it into a reality.<\/p>\n

Eunichs: The operating system for real men.<\/p>\n

To be or not to be; that requires one TTL gate at a minimum, but you could do it with three NAND gates, or just hook the output to Vcc.<\/p>\n

Ask a fish head anything you want to. It won't answer you; they can't talk.<\/p>\n

Misfortune, n. The kind of fortune that never misses.<\/p>\n

Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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