{"id":7377,"date":"2017-06-22T18:17:39","date_gmt":"2017-06-22T18:17:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/site\/?page_id=7377"},"modified":"2017-06-22T18:41:09","modified_gmt":"2017-06-22T18:41:09","slug":"why-say-it-volume-4","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/kh\/home-3\/quote-corner\/why-say-it\/why-say-it-volume-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Say It Volume 4"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I used to have a photgraphic memory, but it was never developed...<\/p>\n

Hey, bartender, a thousand pints of light! - Second City Players<\/p>\n

Nancy Reagan meets Ms. Manners: Just say \"No, thank you.\"<\/p>\n

If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, consider an exciting career as a guillotine operator!<\/p>\n

Save Soviet Jewry---Win Valuable Prizes!<\/p>\n

Women libbers are ok. I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.<\/p>\n

Draft beer, not people.<\/p>\n

When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional division by zero.<\/p>\n

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.<\/p>\n

Klein bottle for rent---inquire within.<\/p>\n

Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?<\/p>\n

There are two major products to come out of Berekley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.<\/p>\n

He looked at me at though I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.<\/p>\n

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.<\/p>\n

Character density: The number of very weird people in the office.<\/p>\n

Half moon tonight. At least it's better than no moon at all.<\/p>\n

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.<\/p>\n

The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away.<\/p>\n

There's nothing I like less than bad arguments for a view that I hold dear. - Daniel Dennett<\/p>\n

Jesus saves...but Gretzky gets the rebound! He shoots. HE SCOOORES!<\/p>\n

Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.<\/p>\n

Everybody should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink.<\/p>\n

If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?<\/p>\n

Detroit: Where the weak are killed and eaten.<\/p>\n

We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately. - Benjamin Franklin, 1776<\/p>\n

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. - Dorothy Parker<\/p>\n

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it. - Clarence Darrow<\/p>\n

To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.<\/p>\n

Everybody wants to see justice done, to somebody else. - Bruce Cockburn<\/p>\n

Trees don't fall in the forest when no one's around to hear them. Sometimes they just happen to be on the ground when you see them again.<\/p>\n

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.<\/p>\n

Two behaviorists meet in the morning and one says to the other, \"You're fine. How am I?\"<\/p>\n

To err is human, to moo bovine.<\/p>\n

Read my Lisp...no new syntax. (nil)<\/p>\n

One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs. - Robert Firth<\/p>\n

The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.<\/p>\n

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! - Monty Python's Holy Grail<\/p>\n

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. - Joe Walsh<\/p>\n

Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.<\/p>\n

Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.<\/p>\n

No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.<\/p>\n

Whatever happens to you, it will have previously happened to everyone you know, only more so.<\/p>\n

Happiness: The agreeable sensation of contemplating the misery of others.<\/p>\n

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. - R. Geis<\/p>\n

The world is coming to an end! Repent and return those library books!<\/p>\n

Hindsight is an exact science.<\/p>\n

An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.<\/p>\n

That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.<\/p>\n

One planet is all you get.<\/p>\n

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.<\/p>\n

Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so you better get used to it.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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