{"id":7371,"date":"2017-06-22T18:13:48","date_gmt":"2017-06-22T18:13:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/site\/?page_id=7371"},"modified":"2017-06-22T18:42:57","modified_gmt":"2017-06-22T18:42:57","slug":"why-say-it-volume-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/kh\/home-3\/quote-corner\/why-say-it\/why-say-it-volume-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Say It Volume 2"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.<\/p>\n

The human spirit is a very hard thing to kill. Even with a chainsaw.<\/p>\n

Save a tree. Eat a beaver.<\/p>\n

Save water. Shower with a friend.<\/p>\n

Conscious is when you are aware of something, and conscience is when you wish you weren't.<\/p>\n

The Martian canals were the Martians' last ditch effort.<\/p>\n

Pardon me, but is that Grey Poupon on those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?<\/p>\n

San Diego: The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.<\/p>\n

A new name for Political Correctness: Euphemasia.<\/p>\n

My parents put us to sleep by tossing us up in the air. Of course, you have to have low ceilings for this method to work.<\/p>\n

Bad cop! No donut!<\/p>\n

Celibacy is not hereditary.<\/p>\n

The goal of science is to build better mousetraps.<\/p>\n

The goal of nature is like money because you have to copy the design exactly.<\/p>\n

The only thing houseflies fear more than the Venus fly trap is the hanging plant.<\/p>\n

At the all-you-can-eat barbecue, you have to pay the regular dinner price if you eat less than you can.<\/p>\n

The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.<\/p>\n

For my sister's 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.<\/p>\n

As of 1992, they'll be called European Economic Community fries.<\/p>\n

Horses just naturally have mohawk haircuts.<\/p>\n

Every day, the hummingbird eats its own weight in food. You may wonder how it weighs the food. It doesn't. It just eats another hummingbird.<\/p>\n

I bought a portable cable tv.<\/p>\n

Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper.<\/p>\n

I liked \"Slaughterhouse 5\", but I can't find the first four anywhere.<\/p>\n

A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets. All they found was a pile of dust.<\/p>\n

There is nothing better than the encouragement of a good friend. - Katharine Butler Hathaway<\/p>\n

To give a generous hope to a man of his own nature, is to enrich him immeasurably. - William Ellery Channing<\/p>\n

Hell is full of the talented but Heaven of the energetic. - Saint Jane Francis de Chantal<\/p>\n

The enthusiasitic, to those who are not, are always something of a trial. - Alban Goodier<\/p>\n

We usually see only the things we are looking for - so much so that we sometimes see them where they are not. - Eric Hoffer<\/p>\n

What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will beheard by posterity. - Jean Paul Richter<\/p>\n

The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms. Very often it does not know what to do with genius. - Oliver Wendell Holmes<\/p>\n

A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does. - Haliburton<\/p>\n

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident it makes you wonder about history. - Unknown<\/p>\n

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. - Susan Ertz<\/p>\n

Laws, like the spider's web, catch the fly and let the hawk go free. - Spanish Proverb<\/p>\n

Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson<\/p>\n

You can destroy your now by worrying about your tomorrow. - Janis Joplin<\/p>\n

A gentleman is a man whose principal ideas are not connected with his personal needs and his personal succes.. - W. B. Yeats<\/p>\n

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes<\/p>\n

It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can do only a little. Do what you can. - Sydney Smith<\/p>\n

Peace is not made at the council table or by treaties, but in the hearts of men. - Herbert Hoover<\/p>\n

Law and justice are not always the same. When they aren't, destroying the law may be the first step toward changing it. - Gloria Steinem<\/p>\n

Envy eats nothing but its own heart. - German Proverb<\/p>\n

I held a moment in my hand, Brilliant as a star, Fragile as a flower, A tiny sliver of one hour. I dropped it carelessly, Ah! I didn't know I held opportunity. - Hazel Lee<\/p>\n

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh<\/p>\n

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth<\/p>\n

Great minds have purposes; little minds have wishes. Little minds are subdued by misfortunes; great minds rise above them. - Washington Irving<\/p>\n

Experience teaches only the teachable. - Aldous Huxley<\/p>\n

Age is not important unless you're a cheese. - Helen Hayes<\/p>\n

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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