{"id":7334,"date":"2017-06-22T13:55:11","date_gmt":"2017-06-22T13:55:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/site\/?page_id=7334"},"modified":"2017-06-22T13:55:12","modified_gmt":"2017-06-22T13:55:12","slug":"internet-bumper-stickers-volume-3","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/kh\/home-3\/quote-corner\/internet-bumper-stickers\/internet-bumper-stickers-volume-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Internet Bumper Stickers Volume 3"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Life. Live it. Love it. Laugh at it.<\/p>\n

Why experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers?<\/p>\n

Classic - a book which people praise and don't read.<\/p>\n

How do I set my phaser to \"tickle?\"<\/p>\n

Never discuss love with a tennis player, it means nothing to them.<\/p>\n

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.<\/p>\n

To be or not to be, that is the split infinitive.<\/p>\n

Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore...<\/p>\n

In the fight between you and the world, back the world.<\/p>\n

The Americans have taken umbrage. Whereabouts is that?<\/p>\n

Giant ape becomes religious leader in \"King of Kongs!\"<\/p>\n

Pardon me, your horse is on fire!<\/p>\n

I'm not bad, I just post that way.<\/p>\n

Monday is a hard way to spend one seventh of your life.<\/p>\n

But officer, the stop sign was green when I went through it.<\/p>\n

Judging from the taste, I'd say the other one is shinola.<\/p>\n

95% of all politicians give the other 5% a bad name.<\/p>\n

Dachshund kennel ad: Get a long little doggie.<\/p>\n

This is what I do for fun, can you imagine my job?<\/p>\n

Having failed to conquer myself, I hope for an alliance.<\/p>\n

A flat minor: what you get when you drop a piano down a mine.<\/p>\n

I'm in a class by myself. Everyone else graduated.<\/p>\n

\"Are you the police?\" \"No ma'am, we're musicians.\"<\/p>\n

Lets have accurassy.<\/p>\n

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will follow it.<\/p>\n

I made it foolproof, but they're making better fools.<\/p>\n

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got HUGE...tracts of land.<\/p>\n

Life must be a highway...I feel like roadkill.<\/p>\n

Atheism? I don't believe in it.<\/p>\n

We're sorry, reality is not in service at this time.<\/p>\n

Most weightlifters are biceptual.<\/p>\n

\"Bother,\" said Pooh, as he read his Compuserve bill.<\/p>\n

Dr. Livingston I. Presume (Dr. Presume's full name)<\/p>\n

Hey! That's MY opinion! Put it back or I'll shoot!<\/p>\n

I've always told stories, but it used to get me spanked.<\/p>\n

Diamond: a lump of coal that made good under pressure.<\/p>\n

Blow it out your comm port!<\/p>\n

Standards are wonderful, there are so many to choose from.<\/p>\n

Delete 'em all and let Norton sort 'em out!<\/p>\n

If you can't see the bright side, polish the dull side.<\/p>\n

Who stole the cork from my breakfast? - W.C. Fields<\/p>\n

Either this man is dead or his watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx<\/p>\n

If law school is so tough, why are there so many lawyers?<\/p>\n

Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded. - Yogi Berra<\/p>\n

When you reach the crossroads, take it. - Yogi Berra<\/p>\n

\"Tolkien?? \"No thanks, I'm trying to kick the hobbit.\"<\/p>\n

The trouble with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.<\/p>\n

Revenge is a dish best served...with tangy Miracle Whip!<\/p>\n

I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...<\/p>\n

Question authority before they question you!<\/p>\n

Dijon vu: the feeling you've tasted that mustard before.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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