{"id":12456,"date":"2017-11-16T08:07:37","date_gmt":"2017-11-16T15:07:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/site\/?page_id=12456"},"modified":"2017-11-16T08:11:07","modified_gmt":"2017-11-16T15:11:07","slug":"miscellaneous-newspaper-bloopers","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/kh\/home-3\/quote-corner\/miscellaneous-items\/miscellaneous-newspaper-bloopers\/","title":{"rendered":"Miscellaneous – Newspaper Bloopers"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Grandmother of eight makes hole in one - Actual Newspaper Article<\/p>\n

Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing - Actual Newspaper Article<\/p>\n

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers - Actual Newspaper Article<\/p>\n

House passes gas tax onto senate - Actual Newspaper Article<\/p>\n

Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan - Actual Newspaper Article<\/p>\n

Two convicts evade noose, jury hung - Actual Newspaper Article<\/p>\n

William Kelly was fed secretary - Actual Newspaper Article<\/p>\n

Milk drinkers are turning to powder - Actual Newspaper Article<\/p>\n

Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted - Actual Newspaper Article<\/p>\n

Quarter of a million Chinese live on water - Actual Newspaper Article<\/p>\n

Farmer bill dies in house - Actual Newspaper Article<\/p>\n

Iraqi head seeks arms - Actual Newspaper Article<\/p>\n

Queen Mary having bottom scraped - Unintentionally Suggestive Article<\/p>\n

Prostitutes appeal to Pope - Unintentionally Suggestive Article<\/p>\n

Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over - Unintentionally Suggestive Article<\/p>\n

NJ judge to rule on nude beach - Unintentionally Suggestive Article<\/p>\n

Child's stool great for use in garden - Unintentionally Suggestive Article<\/p>\n

Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors - Unintentionally Suggestive Article<\/p>\n

Eye drops off shelf - Grammar Botched Headline<\/p>\n

Squad helps dog bite victim - Grammar Botched Headline<\/p>\n

Dealers will hear car talk at noon - Grammar Botched Headline<\/p>\n

Enraged cow injures farmer with ax - Grammar Botched Headline<\/p>\n

Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests - Grammar Botched Headline<\/p>\n

Miners refuse to work after death - Grammar Botched Headline<\/p>\n

Two Soviet ships collide - one dies - Grammar Botched Headline<\/p>\n

Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter - Grammar Botched Headline<\/p>\n

Never withhold herpes from loved one - Opposite Intentions<\/p>\n

Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy - Opposite Intentions<\/p>\n

Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984 - Opposite Intentions<\/p>\n

Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better - Opposite Intentions<\/p>\n

If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while - State the Obvious<\/p>\n

War dims hope for peace - State the Obvious<\/p>\n

Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency - State the Obvious<\/p>\n

Cold wave linked to temperatures - State the Obvious<\/p>\n

Child's death ruins couple's holiday - State the Obvious<\/p>\n

Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years - State the Obvious<\/p>\n

Man is fatally slain - State the Obvious<\/p>\n

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say - State the Obvious<\/p>\n

Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation - State the Obvious<\/p>\n

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

House passes gas tax onto senate - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Two convicts evade noose, jury hung - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

William Kelly was fed secretary - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Milk drinkers are turning to powder - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Quarter of a million Chinese live on water - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Farmer bill dies in house - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Iraqi head seeks arms - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Queen Mary having bottom scraped - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Prostitutes appeal to Pope - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

NJ judge to rule on nude beach - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Child's stool great for use in garden - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Eye drops off shelf - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Squad helps dog bite victim - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Dealers will hear car talk at noon - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Enraged cow injures farmer with ax - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Miners refuse to work after death - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Two Soviet ships collide - one dies - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Never withhold herpes from loved one - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984 - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

War dims hope for peace - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Cold wave linked to temperatures - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Child's death ruins couple's holiday - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Man is fatally slain - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n

Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation - Actual Newspaper Headlines<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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Grandmother of eight makes hole in one – Actual Newspaper Article Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing – Actual Newspaper Article Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers – Actual Newspaper Article House passes gas tax onto senate – Actual Newspaper Article Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan – Actual Newspaper Article Two convicts […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":6648,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-12456","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/kh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/12456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/kh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/kh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/kh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/kh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12456"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/kh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/12456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12464,"href":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/kh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/12456\/revisions\/12464"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/kh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kirkhalliday.com\/kh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}