Grandmother of eight makes hole in one - Actual Newspaper Article

Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing - Actual Newspaper Article

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers - Actual Newspaper Article

House passes gas tax onto senate - Actual Newspaper Article

Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan - Actual Newspaper Article

Two convicts evade noose, jury hung - Actual Newspaper Article

William Kelly was fed secretary - Actual Newspaper Article

Milk drinkers are turning to powder - Actual Newspaper Article

Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted - Actual Newspaper Article

Quarter of a million Chinese live on water - Actual Newspaper Article

Farmer bill dies in house - Actual Newspaper Article

Iraqi head seeks arms - Actual Newspaper Article

Queen Mary having bottom scraped - Unintentionally Suggestive Article

Prostitutes appeal to Pope - Unintentionally Suggestive Article

Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over - Unintentionally Suggestive Article

NJ judge to rule on nude beach - Unintentionally Suggestive Article

Child's stool great for use in garden - Unintentionally Suggestive Article

Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors - Unintentionally Suggestive Article

Eye drops off shelf - Grammar Botched Headline

Squad helps dog bite victim - Grammar Botched Headline

Dealers will hear car talk at noon - Grammar Botched Headline

Enraged cow injures farmer with ax - Grammar Botched Headline

Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests - Grammar Botched Headline

Miners refuse to work after death - Grammar Botched Headline

Two Soviet ships collide - one dies - Grammar Botched Headline

Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter - Grammar Botched Headline

Never withhold herpes from loved one - Opposite Intentions

Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy - Opposite Intentions

Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984 - Opposite Intentions

Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better - Opposite Intentions

If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while - State the Obvious

War dims hope for peace - State the Obvious

Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency - State the Obvious

Cold wave linked to temperatures - State the Obvious

Child's death ruins couple's holiday - State the Obvious

Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years - State the Obvious

Man is fatally slain - State the Obvious

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say - State the Obvious

Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation - State the Obvious

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers - Actual Newspaper Headlines

House passes gas tax onto senate - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Two convicts evade noose, jury hung - Actual Newspaper Headlines

William Kelly was fed secretary - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Milk drinkers are turning to powder - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Quarter of a million Chinese live on water - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Farmer bill dies in house - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Iraqi head seeks arms - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Queen Mary having bottom scraped - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Prostitutes appeal to Pope - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over - Actual Newspaper Headlines

NJ judge to rule on nude beach - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Child's stool great for use in garden - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Eye drops off shelf - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Squad helps dog bite victim - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Dealers will hear car talk at noon - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Enraged cow injures farmer with ax - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Miners refuse to work after death - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Two Soviet ships collide - one dies - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Never withhold herpes from loved one - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984 - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better - Actual Newspaper Headlines

If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while - Actual Newspaper Headlines

War dims hope for peace - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Cold wave linked to temperatures - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Child's death ruins couple's holiday - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Man is fatally slain - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say - Actual Newspaper Headlines

Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation - Actual Newspaper Headlines